The inside truth as to what really goes through a bad player’s mind.

Confessions of a Bad Player

1. Yes, my capslock is broken - I really need everyone to know that it is broken, so I will say anything that comes to my mind. HEY IT IS RAINING HERE.
2. I need a summon from the mage and a food table from the warlock - How can you blame me? I don’t see how anyone can keep those two classes straight.
3. When I’m casting pyroblast, you can’t expect me to move – My DPS is so important to this group that I need healers to focus on me.
4. Honestly, I really don’t know how to spec. I think I’ll just put 1 point in everything. – That’s the strategy that everyone goes for anyway.
5. I gladly gem my gear with green TBC gems. - Anything else is just too expensive. Hey, it isn’t the gear that makes the player.
6. Pots make up for skill. – I’m new to this class, and the game, but I brought some flasks with me so prepare yourself to be blown away.
7. I take PvP so seriously that nobody else is worthy to play on my team. – Sure, I might be at the bottom of the KB, HK, and Damage meters, but that’s because everyone else sucks so bad that I just stopped caring.
8. Epic ground mounts are too expensive. – I really don’t have the time to play this game if it is that hardcore. Plus, they aren’t THAT much faster.
9. I regularly Divine Storm thin air. – I’m actually just checking for “rouges”.
10. I can’t kill anything because my class is gimp. – Blizzard hates me.

Tags: Bad Player, Capslock, Mage, Paladin, Warlock, World of Warcraft

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